Kingdom of Loathing Spoilers 2004 Service Pack 3

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Index

1. Misc Tips
2. Quests
3. Familiars
4. Tattoos/Outfits
5. Effects
6. Recipes
7. Item Locations

1) -Misc Tips-

• Eat as much food as possible. Food gives you extra adventures and increases your stats.
• Different foods will fill you up at different rates. Even if you are too full to eat another pizza, you might still have room for a slice of toast.
• Alcohol is also good for getting extra adventures, but makes you Drunk. Drunkenness will affect combat, and if it gets greater than around 15 (or 19 with a Liver of Steel), adventuring becomes impossible. One way to combat this is to drink the alcohol at the end of your turn, the adventures carry over to the next day while the Drunkenness does not.
• Join a clan when you reach level 3 (the minimum level to join). Being in a clan that has a calendar will give 3 extra turns a day. If the clan has a meat stash and 50k meat in its coffers, you will also receive 500 meat a day.
• You fully recover HP/MP and drunkeness each day. So if you have MP left over, cast spells which will still affect you the next day.
• Dwellings (like a tent or cottage) placed in you campground increase the amount of HP recovered when you rest.
• Enchanted barbells (and similar items) sell for 500 meat and only increase muscle by ~5-10 points. You may want to sell the barbells and use the meat to buy food to get extra adventures.
• It does not hurt to be a packrat. Seemingly useless items could prove to be very useful in the future.
• If possible, always combine your food items together. Cooking/Mixing will allow you to eat more food/drink.
• To /msg someone with a space in their name, you must replace the space with an underscore. For example: "/msg my name hello" will not work, but "/msg my_name hello" will.

PvP

• Try to PvP when you are close to leveling up. Since you only fight with players of similar level, you will have a slight stats advantage if you are close to leveling up.
• PvP matches the stat you picked to fight with against an opponent's stat. So when choosing opponents, make sure that their class is not high in your stat. For example: If you are a seal clubber (high muscle), don't fight a turtle tamer (who also have high muscle) instead, pick on an Accordion Thief, who have low muscle but high moxie.
• Watch for players wearing an outfit, the outfits often have poorer stats then the equipment you would normally wear. Conversely, stay away from people with good equipment (eg Mr. Accessory).
• Pay attention campground items. See who has scarecrows (weakens Mus), flowers (weakens Mox), or Good Feng Shui (weakens Mys). If you find weak against your prime stat, attack them every day.
• Check on people's win/loss ratios. Obviously, those with more losses than wins should be easier to fight.
• Try to be relatively drunk when PvPing.
• Compile a list of players who you easily defeat and fight these players every day. PvP is one of the best sources of stat points (assuming you win).

2) -Quests-

Council Of Loathing Quests

Toot Oriole

The first Kingdom of Loathing quest is essentially a tutorial. The Toot Oriole (found in Mt Noob) will probably tell you return when you get stronger. So level up and return. You will now be told to get 30 meat. Adventure until you have collected 30 meat and return. You are now told to buy Chewing Gum On A String from the market in the Seaside Town. When you get back to the Mt. you will again be instructed to get stronger. Once you level up again, your next task is to combine an Action Figure Body and Head together. Make some meat paste from the miscellaneous category of your inventory, click on "combine stuff", select the Action Figure Body and Head in the drop down menu's and click Combine. Now take the newly created Action Figure to the Toot Oriole to receive an Oriole Feather Headdress (15 power). Visit the Toot Oriole again and she will give you a worthless item. Buy a Hermit Permit from the Market, go to The Hermitage, trade the worthless item for the Golden Twig and return to Mt. Noob. The Toot Oriole will now tell you to go to the Council Of Loathing and will also give you a KoL Certificate Of Participation, which you can hang in your campsite.

Typical Tavern

The first Council Of Loathing Quest. Adventure at the Typical Tavern in The Distant Woods and fight rats there until you have obtained 10 Rat Whiskers. After you get the 10th whisker, you will receive a Shiny Ring (+3 all stats) and an Ice Cold Six Pack.

Dark And Dank Sinister Cave

Enter the Dark And Dank Sinister Cave. Equip a Gnollish Flyswatter (from Degrassi Knoll), to solve the Fly Bend. Have a Cog and a Sprocket in your inventory to open the next door. The Lavatory Troll needs Fairy Gravy, which can be found in the Haiku Dungeon. Equip Knob Goblin Tongs to get through the salad door. The next obstacle needs Ketchup or Catsup so get a worthless item from the sewer (using Chewing Gum on a string) and trade it at the The Hermitage for the Ketchup or Catsup. The final room is combat with your nemesis. Defeating him completes the quest and gives you a hat (its properties are determined by your class).

Boss Bat

Fight in The Bat Hole until you get a Pine Fresh Air Freshner. Equip it and fight in Guano Junction (any item that gives stench resistance allows you to enter the Guano Junction, eg: the asshat). Adventure in Guano Junction until you have three sonar-in-a-biscuits. Every sonar-in-a-biscuit you use will unlock a new area in the Bat Hole, the last one unlocked will be the Boss Bat's Lair. Enter and kill the Boss Bat to get an item, then take that item to the Council Of Loathing to get a Batskin Belt and quest completion.

Bitchin' Meat Car

You must first gather a cog, an Empty Meat Tank, some Tires, a spring and a sprocket. Some of these are found inside Gnollish Toolboxes, which are found in Degrassi Knoll. You need the Sweet Rims, which you get from the Hermit by trading him a Worthless item. You will also need five Meat Pastes and a Meat Stack (must have 100 meat to make this), which can be made inside your inventory. Combine the Meat Stack with the Empty Meat Tank to get a Full Meat Tank, and combine the Tires with the Sweet Rims to get the Dope Wheels. Combine a spring and a sprocket, then combine the result with a cog to make Cog And Sprocket Assembly. Now combine the Full Meat Tank with the Cog And Sprocket Assembly to produce a Meat Engine, which you can then combine with the Dope Wheels to get a Bitchin' Meatcar. Return to the Council to complete the quest and to gain the ability to adventure at the Shore.

Deep Fat Friars

Another Council Of Loathing quest, head to the Grove Of The Deep Fat Friars in the Distant Woods and speak to them to learn their problem. Head to the Dark Neck Of The Woods and adventure until you get the Dodecogram, do the same in The Dark Heart Of The Woods for the Birthday Candles, and in The Dark Elbow Of The Woods to get the Eldrich Butterknife. Head to the taint with all three items to complete the quest and get the Liver Of Steel skill, which allows you to get up to 20 drunkness.

Orc Chasm

Accessing The Valley Beyond The Orc Chasm takes some running around. You first need to make a Dingy Dinghy (Get the Dingy Planks from the Hermit and the Dinghy Plans from the Shore, then use the plans). The Dinghy will open up the Mysterious Island Of Mystery. Adventure in the Obligatory Pirate's Cove to obtain the Swashbuckling Getup (swashbuckling pants, stuffed shoulder parrot and eyepatch). Dress up in the Swashbuckling Getup once you have all the components and adventure in the Pirates Cove to get the Abridged Dictionary. Go to the Untinkerer in town and have him untinker the Abridged Dictionary into a Bridge and a dictionary. You can now cross the Orc Chasm using the bridge. Use the dictionary against the enemies here, it will deal more damage that a normal attack and has unlimited uses. Fight until you collect two 334 Scrolls, a 33398 Scroll and a 30669 Scroll. Combine the two 334 Scrolls together to get a 668 Scroll, then combine the 30669 and 33398 Scrolls to get a 64067 Scroll. Combine the 64067 scroll with the 668 scroll to finally make the 64735 scroll. Use the 64735 scroll to complete the quest. You will get some meat and a Drywall Axe, but the Baron Rof L'm Fao keeps your dictionary.

The Cyrpt

The next quest set by the Council Of Loathing is quite a simple one, head to the Crypt in the Nearby Plains. Adventure in the Defiled Areas until the areas become undefiled and disappear (it will take several adventures). Once all four areas are gone, adventure into the Haert Of The Crypt and kill the boss to get two items, now go to the council to get a Dragonbone Belt Buckle. Combine this with the Batskin Belt to get the Badass Belt Accessory (+5 all major stats), use the Chest of the Bonerdagon to get a 150 Boost to each stat and some meat.

Strange Leaflet

The strange leaflet is given to you by the Council Of Loathing. Use the leaflet and type in the cheat code "xyzzy" to get 10000 Meat and 100 Boost to each stat, then type in the following instructions in order:

Open Door, East, Take Sword, West, North, Cut Hedge, Pick Up Stick, West, Light Stick, East, North, Kill Serpent, Open Chest, Look Behind Chest, Look In Hole.

Naughty Sorceress

When you reach level 10, the Council of Loathing will open up the final area: The Lair of the Naughty Sorceress.

To get past the first gate you must use a Tasty Fun Good Rice Candy (found in The Valley Beyond The Orc Chasm) to get a Sugar Rush. For the next gate, you must use a wussiness potion, and for the last gate, you need a Thin Black Candle (Goth Giants in the Giant Castle drop it).

The next location is The Huge Mirror. To get past the mirror, take all of your gear off (show your true self), and you will get a huge mirror shard.

To pass the Perplexing Door, you will need: A Boris Key (answer is "fish", you will receive a Fish Bowl), Jarlsberg Key (answer is "phish", reward is a fishtank), Sneaky Pete Key (answer is "fsh", you will receive a fish hose), Skeleton Key (either play until you get eleven by chance, or use a ten-leaf clover to get a stone tablet (Really Evil Rhythm)), Richard's Star Key (equip a star buckler and any star weapon, and have a star starfish as your familiar, you will get a stone tablet (Sinister Strumming) as a reward) and a Digital Key (enter "up up down down left right left right b a", you will receive a stone tablet (Squeezings of Woe)). The Boris, Jarlsberg and Sneaky Pete Keys are typically found at the end of the Daily Dungeon. The Skeleton Key is made by combining a Skeleton Bone and Loose Teeth. Richard's Star Key is created by using a Star Chart and entering 8 stars and 7 lines. And the Digital Key is created at the Crackpot Mysic's shed when you give the mystic 30 white pixels. You can also get an Easter Egg balloon (+5 all major stats) here by having a Balloon Monkey (combine four long skinny balloons) in your inventory and using it in the door.

To pass the Perplexing Odor, you must combine the Fish Hose with a Fish Bowl, and then combine the Hosed Fisbowl with fishtank to get the Makeshift SCUBA Gear. Completing the Perplexing Odor will partially activate the Stone Mariachis.

To pass The Stone Mariachis you need a Heavy Metal Thunderrr Guitarrr (combine an Accoustic Guitarrr and a Chrome Ore), a stolen accordion, and a bone rattle (combine a Skeleton Bone and a broken skull) or a tambourine (tambourine bells and Gnollish Pie Tin).Completing the Stone Mariachis will open up a new area to adventure in - The Hedge Maze.

In The Hedge Maze, battle until you get a hedge maze puzzle. In the puzzle, create a path to the key and adventure in the Maze again. You will get a hedge maze key. Now create a path out of the Maze in the puzzle and reenter the Maze. The Sorceress' Tower is now open.

The Sorceress' Tower is a series of enemies undefeatable by normal combat, you must use special items to kill them. They give many stats points when you beat them, so you should equip a volleyball familiar to get even more stat points. On the first level of the tower, you will fight a Fickle Finger of F8. Use a razor-sharp can lid to slice it. On tower level 2 you face a Pretty Fly, kill it with a spider web (which can be found in The Sleazy Back Alley on the Wrong Side of the Tracks). On the third tower level you face A Flaming Samurai, ice him using the Frigid Ninja Stars. The fourth level pits you against An Ice Cube. Defeat it with a can of hair spray (bought in the Market). On the fifth level you fight A Beer Batter. Use a baseball on it. On Tower Level 6, you fight An Enraged Cow. Use a Barbed-Wire Fence (can be found at the shore, in the Large Donkey Mountain Ski Resort) to contain it. The Sorceress' Chamber is now open.

Unfortunately, the rest of the quest has not yet been completed. More when the developers finish it.

Other Quests

King of Cobb's Knob

You will need the Knob Goblin Perfume, Knob Goblin Harem Veil and Knob Goblin Harem Pants from Inside Cobb's Knob. Equip the Veil and Pants, and then use the perfume. This will turn you into a Knob Goblin Harem Girl for one turn. Enter the King's Chamber and defeat him to get the Crown of the Goblin King (70 power, +10 primary stat) and two dense meat stacks. Quest complete.

Dr Hobos Map

Dr. Hobo's Map is found in the Outskirts Of Cobb's Knob. You need an Asparagus Knife (rom the Haunted Pantry), and must have a Cool Whip (bought from the Market) equipped. Use the map to complete the quest and get Dr. Hobo's scalpel.

The Dolphin Kings Map

This map is found in the Haunted Pantry. Equip a Snorkel bought from the Market and use the Dolphin King's Map to complete the quest and receive a Crown Of The Dolphin King as a reward.

The Slug Lords Map

This map is found in the Sleazy Back Alley on The Wrong Side of the Tracks. Equip any item that provides Stench Resistance (the Pine Fresh Air Freshner from the Entryway of the Bat Hole is one) and then use the map to complete the quest, you will get Pants Of The Slug Lord as a reward.

Hidden Temple

Adventuring the the Spooky Forest will eventually yield a Spooky Temple Map, a Spooky Sapling and some Spooky Gro-Fertiliser. Use the Spooky Temple Map with all three items in your inventory to open the Hidden Temple.

Pretentious Painters Paint and Brush

The painter is on The Wrong Side Of The Tracks in The Dirt-Walled Hovel of The Pretentious Artist. He wants you to find his Pretentious Paint (located in the Haunted Pantry) and Pretentious Paintbrush (found in Outskirts Of Cobb's Knob). Depending on your luck, this can be a somewhat frustrating quest as these items can take hundreds of turns to find. Once you have the items, take them back to the painter to unlock the ability to get tattoos. You will also get a starter tattoo. See the tattoo section on how to get the rest of the tattoos.

Untinker's Screwdriver

The untinkerer is located on the Right Side Of The Tracks. You must find his Rusty Screwdriver (in the Degrassi Knoll). Upon completion of the quest, the untinkerer will disassemble items for you.

The Gourd Tower

Found in The Right Side of the Tracks, The Captain of the Gourd wants 5 firecrackers (found in The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob) if you are a Seal Clubber/Turtle Tamer. If you are a Pastamancer/Sauceror, he will want 5 Razor-Sharp Can Lids (from the Haunted Pantry). And if you are a Disco Bandit/Accordian Thief, he will want Spider Webs (from The Sleazy Back Alley). When you bring the 5 items back, you will receive a gourd potion (which increases your primary substat by around 35). This quest can be repeated.

Beanstalk

Use an Enchanted Bean (found in Beanbat Chamber of the Bat Hole) to plant a Beanstalk and complete the quest. This needs to be done before you can access The Penultimate Fantasy Airship, The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky, or The Hole in the Sky.

The Airship

When you have planted a Beanstalk and reached 100 in your primary stat, you can adventure in the The Penultimate Fantasy Airship. Fight here until you collect the five Immaterias and get a S.O.C.K and a Giant Castle Map. The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky is now open for adventuring.

Giant Castle Map

Collect a Furry Fur, a Giant Needle and an Awful Poetry Journal from The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky. Use the Giant Caslte Map to complete the quest and get the Quantum Egg. Combine the Egg with the S.O.C.K to get the Intergalactic Rowboat, which opens the The Hole In The Sky for adventuring.

31337 Scroll and the UB3r 31337 HaX0R

Combine two 334 scrolls (from the Orc Chasm) to get a 668 Scroll. Combine the newly made 668 Scroll with a 30669 Scroll (also from the Orc Chasm) to make a 31337 Scroll. Use the 31337 Scroll to summon the UB3r 31337 HaX0R who gives you a Boris Key Lime Pie, a Jarlsberg Key Lime Pie, a Sneaky Pete Key Lime Pie and a Hermit Script (which eliminates the need for Hermit Permits). Quest Complete. If you try to make and use another 31337 scroll, you will only get 3-5 worthless gewgaws/trinkets/knickknacks.

Feng Shui

Adventure on The Mysterious Island of Mystery until you have the Feng Shui For Big Dumb Idiots, the Decorative Fountain and the Windchimes. Then just use the Feng Shui For Big Dumb Idiots to complete the quest. Really Good Feng Shui increases the amount of hitpoints you recover when you rest in your campground. It also weakens the Mysticality of attackers in PvP.

The Palindome

Combine two snakehead charrrms to form a Talisman O'Nam. You must have the Talisman equipped to access the Palindome, which is located in The Nearby Plains.

Pagoda

Collect a Drab Sonata, Ketchup Hound, Guitar Pick and Elf Farm Raffle Ticket by adventuring in The Palindome. Get an Accoustic Guitar from the Obligatory Pirate's Cove, a Hey Deze Map from the Friar's Gate, and two Chrome Ores from the Mine. You will also need a Ten-Leaf Clover from the Hermit. Use the Elf Farm Raffle Ticket to get the Pagoda Plans (this will use up the ten-leaf clover). Combine a Chrome Ore with the Accoustic Guitar to get a Heavy Metal Thunderrr Guitarrr, then combine the other Chrome Ore with the Drab Sonata to make a Heavy Metal Sonata. Now use the Hey Deze Map to get Hey Deze Nuts. Finally, use the Ketchup Hound. You now have a Pagoda in your campground.

The Daily Dungeon

The Daily Dungeon is found in the Dungeon Full of Dungeons in town. It is randomized every day, but is always 10 rooms long and always has a boris/jarlsberg/sneaky pete item as a reward in the 10th room. You will often fight normal monsters, but other obstacles exist. Locked Doors may be opened one of three ways: Lockpick it with the Pick-O-Matic lockpicks, use a key (consumes a key, but does not cost a turn), or bash it down (can damage you). Other obstacles with test your stats, if the appropriate stat is high enough, you pass the room. The last kind of obstacle is the rooms that tests resistance to environmental effects. Examples of this room are the Hot Floor, Giant Creepy Floating Skull, Sewage Moat or open refrigerator. Equip items that provide resistance to these effects, or get an Elemental Saucesphere cast on yourself to pass these rooms.

3) -Familiars-

To use any familiars you must first buy and then use a Familiar-Gro Terrarium.
Familiars will stop growing at 20lbs, but can temporarily reach 30 with spells.

The Leprechaun

Leprechaun hatchling is fairly difficult to get. Visit the Spooky Forest with a ten-leaf clover to get the bowl of lucky charms. When you eat the bowl of lucky charms, there is a chance you will receive a leprechaun hatchling. If you do not get the hatchling, you must get another bowl of lucky charms and try again. When you do get the hatchling just "use" it to get the familiar. The Leprechaun gives you more meat at the end of battles.

The Mosquito

The easiest familiar to get, the mosquito larvae is found in the spooky forest. Just "use" it to gain the mosquito. The Mosquito will occasionally drain the enemies hit points and give them to you.

The Levitating Potato

To get the levitating potato go to the daily dungeon and search the rooms, eventually you will find the potato. Once you have it, just "use" it. The potato will "trip up your foes".

The Fuzzy Dice

They are the 23rd reward item for adventuring at the Shore. Once acquired just "use" it. They have random effects.

The Sabre Toothed Lime

First of all you need to visit the goatlet and get some sabre teeth. Then you need to go to menagerie level 1 (in the cobbs knob laboratory) or to the palindome and acquire a lime. You then combine the two to get a sabre toothed lime cub. Then just "use" that. The lime will attack in battle.

The Goat

Combine goats cheese from the goatlet and anti-cheese from the shore. You now have a goat. It will attack enemies.

The Barrrnacle

The barrrnacle can be aquired by adventuring at the obligatory pirates cove. Once you have it, just "use" it. The barrrnacle slows the enemy.

The Spooky Pirate Skeleton

The spooky pirate skeleton is slightly tricky to make. First, go to the misspelled cemetary and get 8 skeleton bones. Then go to the obligatory pirates cove and get a pirates pelvis and a sunken chest. Then you must make a pirate skull, this is done by smart skull + disembodied brain = brainy skull, then brainy skull + eyepatch = pirate skull then "use" the pirate skull. This will combine all the items you have collected together to get the pirate skeleton. Then "use" the pirate skeleton in your inventory. The Pirate Skeleton helps in battle.

The Howling Balloon Monkey

Get 4 long skinny balloons from The "Fun" House in the plains. Then combine two to make a balloon helmet (long skinny balloon + long skinny balloon = balloon helmet). Then long skinny balloon + balloon helmet = balloon sword, and finally balloon sword + long skinny balloon = balloon monkey. Then "use" the monkey. It will electrocute enemies when it reaches level 10.

The Rewinged Stab Bat

For a Stab Bat, you must get a bat blade (from the palindome) and 2 bat wings (from the bat cave). Then you must combine the bat wing with the bat blade. Once you've done that you have a one winged stab bat. Then from there combine the one winged stab bat with another bat wing, and bravo! You have a re-winged stab bat. Attacks in combat, but can damage you as well.

The Blood Faced Volleyball

To get the blood faced volleyball you must go to the hermit and get a volleyball. Then you must go to the sewer and get a seal tooth (This may take a while, it may be better to go to the mall). Then you must use the seal tooth (to get a bloody hand) and then use the volleyball. This should make a blood faced volleyball. The volleyball increases the number of stat points you gain at the end of battle.

The Gravy Fairy

To get the gravy fairy you must combine (or cook?) a knob mushroom (can be found in knob goblin kitchens) and a fairy gravy (found in haiku dungeon) to get a pregnant mushroom. The Gravy Fairy will get you more items at the end of battle.

The Ghoul Whelp

The ghoul whelp is easy to get. First go to the misspelled cemetary and find a ghoul egg, then go to the spooky forest and find some spooky gro fertilizer and then combine the two. The Ghoul eats the corpses of defeated enemies to replenish your health.

Star Starfish

Can be made by using a star chart with 6 Stars and 4 Lines. Deals damage and drains MP.

Grue

Received by completing the Strange Leaflet quest. The Grue hits for significant damage when the moons are full.

Cocoabo

Created by combining 4 cocoa eggshell fragments together. The Cocoabo will occasionally recover HP/MP, do damage, confuse the enemy or scavenge meat.

4) -Tattoos/Outfits-

The Tattoos

8-Bit Finery

Pixel Sword, Pixel Hat and Pixel Pants.

Bugbear tattoo

Wear the Bugbear Costume (Bugbear Bunguard and Bugbear Beanie).

Character class tattoo

Visit the painter without any items on.

Crimbo Duds

Crimbo Sword, Crimbo Hat and Crimbo Pants.

EXtreme Cold Weather tattoo

Wear the eXtreme Cold-Weather Gear (eXtreme Mittens, eXtreme Scarf and Snowboarder Pants).

Furry Suit

wolf mask and Furry Pants.

Hippy tattoo

Wear the Filthy Hippy Disguise (Filthy Coudroys and Filthy Knitted Dreadsack).

Hot and Cold Ninja tattoo

Wear the Hot and Cold Running Ninja Suit (Hot Ninja Pants, Cold Ninja Mask, Icy-Hot Katana).

Knob Goblin Elite tattoo

Wear the Knob Goblin Elite Outfit (Knob Goblin Elite Polearm, Knob Goblin Elite Helm and Knob Goblin Elite Pants).

Knob Goblin Harem Girl tattoo

Wear the Knob Goblin Harem Girl outfit (Knob Goblin Harem Pants and Knob Goblin Harem Girl Veil).

Martini tattoo

Drink martinis until you receive the tattoo.

Mining tattoo

Wear the Mining Gear (7-Foot Dwarven Mattock, Miner's Pants and Miner's Helmet).

Orcish Frat Boy tattoo

Wear the Frat Boy Ensemble (Orcish Frat Boy Pants, Orcish Frat Boy Baseball Cap and Homoerotic Frat Paddle).

Pirate tattoo

Wear the Swashbuckling Getup (Swashbuckling Pants, Stuffed Shoulder Parrot and Eyepatch).

Star tattoo

Wear the Star Garb (star hat, star pants and star buckler).

5) -Effects-

6) -Recipes-

Combining Recipes

Cooking Recipes

Mixing Recipes

Smithing Recipes

7) -Item Locations-

Cobb's Knob:

Outskirts of the Knob:

bowl of cottage cheese
chef's hat
Knob Goblin firecracker
Knob Goblin pants
Knob Goblin tongs
Strongness elixir
viking helmet

Cobb's Knob Kitchens:

dry noodles
Knob mushroom
Knob Sausage
spices
tomato
wad of dough

Cobb's Knob Treasury:

beans
Knob Goblin Elite Helm
Knob Goblin Elite Pants
Knob Goblin Elite Polearm
Knob Goblin Visor
meat stack

Cobb's Knob Harem:

Knob Goblin Elite Helm
Knob Goblin Elite Polearm
Knob Goblin Love Potion
Knob Goblin Perfume

Knob Goblin Laboratory:

Knob Goblin Love Potion
Knob Goblin Seltzer
Knob Goblin Steroids
Scrumptious Reagent

Cobb's Knob Menagerie, Level 1:

grapes
lime
orange

Cobb's Knob Menagerie, Level 2:

giant Moxie weed
Moxie weed

Cobb's Knob Menagerie, Level 3:

bottle of gin
bottle of whiskey
bottle of vodka

Degrassi Knoll:

Bugbear Beanie
Bugbear Bungguard
cog
Degrassi Knoll Shopping List
Empty Meat Tank
eyepatch
frilly skirt
Gnollish Flyswatter
gnoll tips
gnoll teeth
Gnollish Pie Tin
Gnollish Plunger
Gnollish Toolbox
ice-cold beer
Knoll mushroom
Skewer
spring
sprocket
Tires
wad of dough

Fernswarthy's Tower:

disembodied brain
taco shell
uncooked chorizo
wad of dough

Mt. McLargeHuge:

Itznotyersitz Mine:

7-Foot Dwarven Mattock
asbestos ore
chrome ore
linoleum ore
Miner's Helmet
Miner's Pants

The Goatlet:

bottle of whiskey
glass of goat's milk
goat cheese
goat beard
sabre teeth

The eXtreme Slope:

eXtreme Mittens eXtreme
eXtreme Scarf
gr8ps
Mountain Stream Soda
Snowboarder Pants
t8er tots

The Icy Peak:

yeti fur

The Lair of the Ninja Snowmen:

Cold Ninja Mask
Frigid Ninja Stars
Frozen Nunchaka
Icy Katana Hilt
Ninja Hot Pants

Orcish Frat House:

bottle of gin
bottle of vodka
Homoerotic Frat-Paddle
ice-cold beer
Ice-Cold Fotie
Orcish Baseball Cap
Orcish Cargo Shorts
roll of drink tickets (Visit the Orcish Frat House dressed in the Frat Boy Ensemble suit with a ten-leaf clover in your inventory to get this. Using the roll with give you a random assortment of alchohol.)

The Barrel Full Of Barrels:

bottle of whiskey
Concentrated Magicalness Pill
Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm
Enchanted Barbell
Giant Moxie Weed
Mad Train Wine
papaya
Stalk Of Asparagus

The Bat Hole:

Entryway:

bat wing
bat guano
baseball
Pine-Fresh air freshener

Guano Junction:

baseball
broken skull
sonar-in-a-biscuit

The Castle In The Clouds In The Sky:

Angry Farmer candy
awful poetry journal
chaos butterfly
disturbing fanfic
furry fur
giant needle
Heavy D
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub
Original G
plot hole
probability potion
procrastination potion
Thin Black Candle
Warm Subject gift certificate
wolf mask

The "Fun" House:

big red clown nose
box
Bugbear Bungguard
disease
foolscap fool's cap
lemon
long skinny balloon

The Haunted Pantry:

Asparagus Knife
meat paste
Pretentious Paint
razor-sharp can lid
The Dolphin Kings Map
tomato

The Hermitage:

wooden figurine
hot buttered roll
banjo strings
jabañero pepper
fortune cookie
golden twig
ketchup
catsup
sweet rims
dingy planks
fermenting powder
volleyball
ten-leaf clover (has a certain chance of showing up here every day)

The Hole In The Sky:

line
star
star chart

The Misspelled Cemetary:

cranberries
Disembodied Brain
ghuol ears
ghoul egg
ghuol guolash
lihc eye
lihc face
loose teeth
skeleton bone
smart skull

The Palindome:

bat blade
Drab Sonata
cat appendix
catgut
Elf Farm Raffle ticket
gnatwing
Guitar Pick
Ketchup Hound
lemon
lime
olive
papaya
taco shell

The Sewer:

Disco Ball
Disco Mask
Helmet Turtle
Mariachi Pants
Pasta Spoon
Ravioli Hat
Saucepan
Scroll Of Turtle Summoning
Seal Clubbing Club
seal tooth
spices
stolen accordion
worthless gewgaw
worthless knick-knack
worthless trinket

The Shore, Inc. Travel Agency:

Tropical Paradise Island Getaway:

Ice-Cold Six Pack
Little Paper Umbrella
Valuable Trinket

Distant Lands Dude Ranch Adventure:

Anticheese
Stone Of Xtreme Power
Ten-Leaf Clover

Large Donkey Mountain Ski Resort:

Abominable Snowcone
Barbed-Wire Fence
cast
Ent Cider

The Thatch-Roofed Casino:

big rock (visit the Money Making Game while holding a ten-leaf clover)

The Valley Beyond The Orc Chasm:

30669 scroll
33398 Scroll
334 Scroll
1337 7r0uZ0RZ
Draggin' Ball Hat
Dyspepsi-Cola
f3d0r4
Flaming Talons
Lowercase N
meat vortex
pr0n legs
Spam Witch sammich
Tasty Fun Good Rice Candy
Trollhouse Cookies

Whitey's Grove:

mullet wig
piece of wedding cake
White Castle burger
white chocolate chips
white lightning
white picket fence
white sword
whitesnake skin

Quest Related Items:

Star Stuff

Adventure at the Hole In The Sky to get Star Charts, Stars and Lines.
Use the Star Chart and you will be able to enter combinations of Stars and Lines. You can make one item per Star Chart.

• Star Buckler - 4 Stars, 6 Lines
• Star Crossbow - 5 Stars, 6 Lines
• Star Hat - 5 Stars, 3 Lines
• Star Pants - 7 Stars, 7 Lines
• Star Staff - 6 Stars, 5 Lines
• Star Starfish - 6 Stars, 4 Lines
• Star Sword - 7 Stars, 4 Lines
• Star Throwing Star - 4 Stars, 2 Lines
• Richard's Star Key - 8 Stars, 7 Lines

Pixel Stuff

Travel to the Right Side Of The Tracks and visit The Crackpot Mystic's Shed. Listen to his entire story to get a Continuum Transfuctioner. You will need the transfuctioner equiped before you can access the The Inexplicable Door, located in the Distant Woods. Adventure in this new location to gather pixels, which can be used by the Mystic to make Pixel items.

• red Pixel potion (2 red, 3 black) - Heal HP
• blue Pixel potion (2 blue, 3 black) - Recover MP
• green Pixel potion (3 green, 4 black) - Recovers all HP/MP
• purple Pixel pie (2 red, 2 blue, 5 white)
• Pixel hat (10 white, 15 green)
• Pixel pants (20 red, 10 black)
• Pixel sword (20 white, 10 black, 10 blue)
• Digital key (30 white)

Frequent Traveler Rewards

At the Shore, you can take unlimited trips at 3 locations. The first place gives Muscle (or occasionally a Ten-leaf clover, a Stone of Xtreme Power, an Anticheese, or an abomitable snowcone), the second Mysticality (sometimes giving three valuable trinkets or two ice-cold six-packs) and the third Moxie (sometimes giving a Barbed-Wire Fence or a cast). Each trip costs 500 Meat and 3 Adventures.

• 05 Trips - Dinghy Plans (Used to build a Dinghy dinghy to get to The Mysterious Island of Mystery)
• 12 Trips - Meat Globe (Gives meat and stats)
• 23 Trips - Fuzzy Dice (A familiar)
• 32 Trips - Cheap Toaster (Can make toast every day. Toast will give 1-2 adventures when you eat it.)

Shop Lists:

Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show

• Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent - 30 Meat
• Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment - 60 Meat
• Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm - 120 Meat
• Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir - 240 Meat

Gouda's Grimoire and Grocery

• Magical Mystery Juice - 150 Meat
• Ladle Of Mystery - 3000 Meat
• Kickback Cookbook - 4000 Meat
• Special Sauce Glove - 5000 Meat

The Bugbear Bakery

• Gnollish Pie Tin - 30 Meat
• Wad Of Dough - 50 Meat
• Taco Shell - 80 Meat
• Skewer - 80 Meat
• Gnollish Caserole Dish - 150 Meat

The Demon Market

• can of hair spray - 24 Meat
• chewing gum on a string - 30 Meat
• snorkel - 30 Meat
• Newbiesport™ Tent - 40 Meat
• sweet ninja sword - 50 Meat
• sweet ninja sword - 50 Meat
• Kentucky-Style Derby - 50 Meat
• spray paint - 50 Meat
• cool whip - 50 Meat
• casino pass - 100 Meat
• Hermit Permit - 100 Meat
• slingshot - 150 Meat
• Magicalness-In-A-Can - 300 Meat
• Strongness Elixir - 300 Meat
• Moxie Weed - 300 Meat
• Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium - 500 Meat
• E-Z Cook Oven™ - 1000 Meat
• Cocktailcrafting Kit - 1000 Meat

The Hippy Store

• herbs - 64 Meat
• Orange - 70 Meat
• Grapefruit - 70 Meat
• grapes - 70 Meat
• olive - 70 Meat
• tomato - 70 Meat

The Meatsmith's Shop

• meatsmithing guide - 50 Meat
• sword hilt - 100 Meat
• helmet recipe - 100 Meat
• pants kit - 100 Meat
• big stick - 100 Meat
• crossbow string - 100 Meat
• Tenderizing Hammer - 1000 Meat

The Shadowy Store

• superolive - 150 Meat
• Ye Olde Golde Frontes - 1500 Meat
• Bejeweled Accordion Strap - 2000 Meat
• Moxie Magnet - 3000 Meat

The Smacketeria

• Blood Of The Wereseal - 500 Meat
• Enchanted Brass Knuckles - 1000 Meat